Whoever Has A Dallas Cowboys Voodoo Doll, Please Stop!
What is it going to take for the Dallas Cowboys ever to have a chance? Whoever has a Dallas Cowboys voodoo doll, can you please stop?
Let's start with the fact that every year we start the season with a game where we have a better chance of losing than winning. Jerry has been doing that for years. Come on Jerry, at least give us a fight chance. Being a Dallas Cowboys fan is so hard.
Every year pre-season starts and Dallas is going to the Super Bowl, this is their year. I think Dallas fans have come to the realization that it's not happening. Tell me how you go from having one of the best offenses in the NFL last year to an offense that can't score anything but one field goal. The Cowboys looked like they were at their first practice yesterday. There was not one threat on the field yesterday. The same could be said about the defense. Micah Parsons was really the only one trying to make a play.
Fans should have known the season was in trouble when we started the season with no backup quarterback. Who does that? The Cowboys put the one and only backup on the practice squad, thank God they moved him back up, because who would have been QB after Dak went out? And, whoever has the voodoo doll apparently didn't appreciate what Dak was doing yesterday because they must have jabbed that pin right into his right hand and Dak ended up with a broken hand, that requires surgery, and could be out eight weeks.
Can we talk about Mike McCarthy, he looked so perplexed the entire game like he didn't have a clue as to what was going on.
So whoever has the Dallas Cowboys voodoo doll, can you please burn it and stop causing us Cowboys fans such mental and emotional anguish?
Can we bring back the black cat? Remember the black cat that ran across the field in New York and stopped the game? We sure could use some kind of miracle or it's going to be a really really long season.