5 Ridiculous Reviews Of The Midland Police Department
Reviews. You see them all the time. Sometimes you leave one yourself if you've had a bad experience and want the world to know, or you've had an amazing experience and you're excited to tell everyone you can about it. Usually, for most of us, it's about a restaurant, a concert or show, a movie... And when we take the time to write a review and give the public our take, we want the reader to feel how WE felt at the time we experienced whatever it is we're writing about. That's the mission at hand, right? We either want the reader to go out and experience the amazing time or thing for themselves, or we want them to stay away and save themselves the headache or bad time if it's not worth it. Otherwise, why write one, right?
There are those unlucky few who have encounters with the men and women of law enforcement, who apparently have extra time on their hands, that want to leave reviews on the department.
Today, we start with Midland:
*Reviews courtesy of Google Reviews
THE SMELL OF BACON
So--everyone was attacked and kidnapped? I wonder if he thought he was at Texas Star Dinner Theater for a Murder Mystery?
ARE YOU FREAKIN TAZZING ME?
Hate it when you're in the middle of a Texas Shootout and Law Enforcement steps in. DOH!
UM.... DONUTS?
Dining huh. Bread and water?
A LITTLE EXERCISE NEVER HURT ANYBODY
As long as your freedoms don't break the law--exercise all ya want. I'll even get my stretchy pants on and join ya!
FARMLAND FRUSTRATIONS
Where's Charlotte with her web when we need her? "Zuckerman's Famous Pig!"