Of course, anyone can do a Google Review and anyone can say anything they want to. Here, identities are omitted to protect the innocent (or the misguided, whichever comes first). I personally would never think to leave a review on any municipality's Law Enforcement because it's just not top of mind for me-and if I have a chance encounter with an officer, I most likely wouldn't want the entire world to know about it, why, or what happened. Fortunately for this article's purpose--my outlook on the topic isn't shared, and here are a few of the reviews...

*Reviews courtesy of Google Reviews

"I CAN'T HEAR YA SON--LET ME TURN THIS SIGNAL OFF"

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By ALL MEANS--it's Law Enforcement's fault that your TURN SIGNALS make too much noise when they're on. And yes--laws are laws and you don't get to not obey them because you're special. We ALL have to use our turn signals.

WE HAVE TO STOP MEETING LIKE THIS.........

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"So Many Bad Experiences".... Hmm... Perhaps stay on the right side of the law, and you won't be meeting up with them. Try that.

I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE... SOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEEEE....

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Oh, they're there... Just because you don't see them doesn't mean they aren't watching. So, as my father would say: "Straighten-up and Fly Right!".

TO ACRONYM, OR NOT TO ACRONYM--THAT IS THE QUESTION

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W---What

A---Are

W---We

T---Trying

T---To

S---Spell????

Not aware that "PINAC" IS A WORD--IN any LANGUAGE.

MAYBE IT'S REALLY "RACER X"

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"Boy Racers"? Perhaps "Speed Racer" is REALLY from Odessa and not "Suburbia"???

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